21 Times “The Sims” Gave You Belly Laughs

)  Even Death needs some salmon.

What, you just expect the Grim Reaper to take your life immediately?  Hell no, he needs to get some grub on first.  Besides, even Death needs to have a snack or two before getting back to killing duties.  Give him a break.


20.)  Got to steer clear of the popo.

It sure does look like a lot of women these days share the same sentiment.  You can go for a douchebag but so long as he’s good looking, you’ll tolerate it.  Such a great path to logic you ladies are walking there.  Oh yeah, we’re just talking about the Sims indeed, nothing more.