)  Just when you thought your office cubicle was bad, your co-workers made it even “crappie.”


)  Just wait until the ice melts, then it’s going to be a Fresh Maker.


)  Just when they get out of the bedroom after a bad sleep, this air horn will surely wake them up.


)  Nail polish on soap… Nobody’s going to be green with envy on this.


)  Trolling is an underappreciated art form.


)  The best way to a person’s heart is deep fried cardboard.